If you’ve been trying to think up a name for your new pooch, you’re in luck!
Here’s a current list of the top 50 wackiest dog names in the country, according the annual Nationwide Insurance Wacky Pet Names challenge. For those who don’t already know, Nationwide Insurance is now the largest provider of pet insurance in the country, and their top 50 list has been popular all across the Internet.
With no further ado, and from first to last:
- Baron Von Furry Pants
- Artoo Dogtoo
- Rosie Picklebottom
- Parker the Barker
- Abigail Carmichael Spartacus
- Smiley Cyrus
- Nutmeg Spice O’ Paris
- Abraham Lincoln Continental
- Bizkit Au Chocolat
- Scuddles Unterfuss
- A Bit Of Dallas
- Abigail Tubbs Mccord
- Alexanders Hawaiian Exposure
- Baby Bam Bam Bono
- Bailey Blueeyes Fritts
- Blue Boy Silverbullet
- Cheesesteak Riley
- Choco Taco
- Chowbella The Second
- Colonel Pretzel Plet
- Foxy Skittles Dicker
- Fryes Rascal Prince Jasper
- Goober Mcfatkins
- Governor Smalls
- Hearsay Rainey Day Skirnick
- Hunk Heartbreaker
- Kotton Top Of Kabeara
- Krystal Creeks Black Brambles
- Kugel Twotwo
- Kuklos Mou Lazar Carl
- Living N Slow Motion
- London Mon Smoochie
- Lord Chubby Pruneface
- Lord Ozzie Portsand Barksworth
- Moxie Moo Mcfarland
- Naughty Bugatti
- Patrick Van Spatula
- Patty Cakes Pretty Girl
- Pluto Money Montgomery
- Polly Dolly Doodle
- Pom Pom Hollywood
- Prince Patches Ohoulihan The Third Of Wilshire
- Reuben Sandwich
- Sammi Cappucccino
- Schnitzeltooth
- Simon Wiggles Potato
- Sir Tubby Tater Jordan
- Tuffy The Wonder Dog
- Zues Of The Mountain
- Zulu Lightning Floyd